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- My grandfather // the person who owns a yellow monster

- My incestuous father // bitch

- My preferred son // loyal ninja

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- My other two sons // serial killers

- My sister from another mister // a ghetto potterhead in a TARDIS

- My wife // sheep shagger

- The basement child // Meg Griffin
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HELLO INTERNET. I'm 16, I'm female, and I am a writer. That's pretty much all that you need to know about me. Aside from the fact that my name is Jessica. But here are some random facts anyway:
- I am brutally honest
- I swear too much
- I am painfully blunt
- Despite being a terrible human being, I'm actually a good and loyal friend {at least I hope I am}
- I like debates
- I'm really open-minded
- I am not good at drawing, nor do I intend to improve
- I do not have a posh or cockney accent {Deal with it, America}
- I am a dick
- I will not tolerate bullshit
- I'm ridiculously awkward sometimes
Alienating people is one of my few talents and I dislike most things. Including the pathetic excuse of a government that currently runs my country.
LIKES:
Zombies, Horror movies, Roleplaying, Gore, Writing, Animals, Anime/Manga, Supernatural, Ancient Egypt, Animation, Goats, History, Crazy shit.
DISLIKES:
A lot.
DERP.

Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And no regime can buy or sell me
I've been dreaming of a time when
To be English is not to be baneful
To be standing by the flag not feeling
Shameful, racist or partial
Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And I will die with both my hands untied
I've been dreaming of a time when
The English are sick to death of Labour
And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line that still salute him
And will salute him forever.