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~Lorcanlarks
I AM A GOAT
Artist | Student | Literature
United Kingdom
IF YOU HAVE A HEART, CLICK [link]

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:iconbubblemouth: - My grandfather // the person who owns a yellow monster
:iconkaida-shiba: - My incestuous father // bitch
:icontreebirdytherubbishy: - My preferred son // loyal ninja
:iconcryssii: & :iconchocolatemountains: - My other two sons // serial killers
:iconwildcookie13: - My sister from another mister // a ghetto potterhead in a TARDIS
:iconchameleonsheep: - My wife // sheep shagger
:iconupintheclowds: - The basement child // Meg Griffin


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HELLO INTERNET. I'm 16, I'm female, and I am a writer. That's pretty much all that you need to know about me. Aside from the fact that my name is Jessica. But here are some random facts anyway:

- I am brutally honest
- I swear too much
- I am painfully blunt
- Despite being a terrible human being, I'm actually a good and loyal friend {at least I hope I am}
- I like debates
- I'm really open-minded
- I am not good at drawing, nor do I intend to improve
- I do not have a posh or cockney accent {Deal with it, America}
- I am a dick
- I will not tolerate bullshit
- I'm ridiculously awkward sometimes

Alienating people is one of my few talents and I dislike most things. Including the pathetic excuse of a government that currently runs my country.

LIKES:
Zombies, Horror movies, Roleplaying, Gore, Writing, Animals, Anime/Manga, Supernatural, Ancient Egypt, Animation, Goats, History, Crazy shit.

DISLIKES:
A lot.

DERP. :iconherpderpplz:


Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And no regime can buy or sell me

I've been dreaming of a time when
To be English is not to be baneful
To be standing by the flag not feeling
Shameful, racist or partial

Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And I will die with both my hands untied

I've been dreaming of a time when
The English are sick to death of Labour
And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line that still salute him
And will salute him forever.
Interests
Have you
[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex  
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn  
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 5

[x] taken painkillers.
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[ ] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 14

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night.
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[ ] been to a therapist.
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[x] been to a pub.
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 20

[x] been to a wild party.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL: 27

[x] dressed Gothic
[x] dressed girly   
[x] dressed punk.
[x] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[x] had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL: 35

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[ ] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone.
[x] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[ ] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 40

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] cruised on mail.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[ ] gone to court.
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 46

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[x] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 52

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.  
[x] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test   

GRAND Total: 60


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]
  • Mood: Obsessed
  • Listening to: GANYMEDE
  • Reading: GANYMEDE
  • Watching: GANYMEDE
  • Playing: GANYMEDE
  • Eating: GANYMEDE
  • Drinking: GANYMEDE

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~Apexwyrm 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave Lark :iconhuggleplz:

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God has a sense of humor. The trick is to learn to take a joke.

Avatar by myself :D
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~Apexwyrm May 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the Mad Vampyr fave Lark

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God has a sense of humor. The trick is to learn to take a joke.

Avatar by myself :D
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:iconnosslo:
thanks for the fav!
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~RurixiruR May 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave C:

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Rule #1 Open a window
Rule #2 Close the window two hours later
Rule #3 Stop all clocks and cover all mirrors
Rule #4 Bathe the body
Rule #5 Lay the body in white
Rule #6 Allow the people to wail and lament

Dude, you look like Jabba the Hut...XD
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*blackholic Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the :+fav: :iconilikeitplz:

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COMMISSION OPEN [link]
visit me in my facebook [link]
Dont regret the things you have done but regret the things you havent done yet...
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:icontuvella:
Thank you for the watch~
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!Daiyu-hen Mar 18, 2012  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the faves :heart:
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~Dekari-Chan Mar 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Cheers for the fave, mate~

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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

What can I say <3
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~Treebirdytherubbishy Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fav you badass goat. Yes. That is one of your new names 0o

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I'm a trained ninja...:ninjaeat:
.:: You can plan what you're gonna do in life, but not whats gonna happen ::..
How immature are you on a scale of 1-100%?
Person A: 100! ;p
Person B: 90? :meow:
Person C: 69 :devilish:
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~NoelleA12 Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for faving my drawing of PewdiePie. C:

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This awesome person made this cute icon. X3 ->*rukaxxx
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❑ Taken
✔ Screw this,I'm getting a Flying Mint Bunny
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Q: Why is Gannondorf afraid of the internet?
A: Too many Links!
*bricked*
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